Pencil's Crap

I’m just a sweet transvestite

sueisboring:

pencilscrap:

sueisboring:

pencilscrap:

FROM

TRANSEXUAL

TRANSYLVANIAAAAA-HA-HAAAA. 

LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND, MAYBE
PLAY YOU A SOUND
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE BOTH PRETTY GROOVY

OR IF YOU WANT SOMETHING VISUAL
THAT’S NOT TOO ABYSMAL
WE COULD TAKE IN AN OLD STEVE REEVES MOVIE

I’m glad we caught you at home,

Could we use your phone?

We’re both in a bit of a hurry,

We’ll just say where we are,

 then go back to the car…

We don’t want to be any worry!

*splash*

WELL YOU GOT CAUGHT WITH A FLAT, WELL
HOW ‘BOUT THAT
WELL BABIES, DON’T YOU PANIC

BY THE LIGHT OF THE NIGHT
IT’LL ALL SEEM ALRIGHT
I’LL GET YOU A SATANIC
MECHANIC

I’M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSSEXUAL
TRANSYLVANIAAAAA-HA-HAAAA

So why don’t you stay for the night?

Or maybe a bite?

I could show you my favourite obsession.

I’ve been making a man… with blond hair and a tan…

And he’s good for relieving my… tension

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